
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?
coz you’re F I Ne

thanks babes x

Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white